Scoop on Poop

With a viral video and a flash of media coverage, the media lost interest and did no investigation as to the source of the infamous poop. The Ripp Report however had a very reliable source come forward and offer information, we also have caught Mayor Kant lying so many times that we knew he would stay true to form.

The sample sent to Auburn was NOT collected by Auburn or ADEM. It was actually collected by two employees of the sewer plant, dispatched by the manager of the plant. This information took over two weeks to obtain. The Mayor ordered the sample taken, and then eluded to the public that Auburn and ADEM were in charge of an independent unbiased report on water quality at a public beach, which is totally FALSE.

The test results proved the poop on the beach, COLLECTED, was geese, no poop. If they collected geese poop then they knew the test would come back as geese poop. This is classic Kant. Now if you viewed the video are sober an adult and had the unfortunate experience of seeing human poop, you know kant is full of bs.

Our source is telling us it came from the pier bathrooms which were under renovation at the exact time of the incident. The holding tank of raw sewage is suspended under the bathrooms, you can see it easily. The contractor is George Robards who constantly gets contracts from the city as well as the Single Tax Colony for sidewalks, bathrooms ect. Mr Robards sits on Planning and Zoning, is a major contributor of mayor kant and friend of Lee Turner who is in heading both planning and zoning and single tax, no poop, one big happy family, but no conflict of interest?

Our source as well as the past history of the pier clearly shows this has happen before and has been the subject of a lawsuit. That’s why the city could not take responsibility, liability, forget about public safety lets protect the good ole boys at all costs.

Mayor kant blames the geese, kills the geese and will continue to do so ignoring the problem and public safety. It will happen again; Auburn and ADEM suggested the public collect samples at the time of the incident. You cannot believe the mayor or council who has never looked into a toilet.

I had the pleasure of visiting my cousin’s fly fishing resort in Navajo Lake, New Mexico. The first morning I awoke to three streams, the eagle’s claw, merging into one with a flock of geese swimming in the creek. The fly fishing industry in that area represents a 20 million annual income. Trout are very sensitive fish, no pollution, and the right water temp and flow and water clarity. The geese have no effect on the fish or the water quality, if there were a problem NM fish and game would know it immediately, they laughed at my story of Mayor kant and his geese.